Hey everyone if you have a mustache don’t kiss your lady in public, you’re in violation of the law. By the way, a kiss longer than 5 minutes is all so a crime in Iowa and don’t wink in Ottumwa at the ladies it is illegal.

In Dubuque, all hotels must have a hitch in post and water bucket.
If you’re a one armed piano play, you must play for free.
Here’s one for the ministers. If you drive across state lines with liquor, you have to have a permit.
It’s illegal to accept tips or gratuity.
Here’s an odd law still on the books, you may shoot 5 or more Indians in a yard. Back in the day, a group of 5 or more Indians Is considered a war party. This law won’t hold up today, it would be considered murder.

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